Thursday, December 3, 2009

Competition

Sarah Hanley flying from portland to miami at 6 a.m. tomorrow. yey.

November 27 at 8:51pm · ·
Matthew Jay Hagar
Matthew Jay Hagar
and u dident tel me so I could I meet u for a coffie I am hurt :(
cry cry cry :(
hope u have a great trip
November 28 at 11:09am
Justina Huddleston
Justina Huddleston
LOL MATTHEW U SEEM RELLY COOL I WISH I NOO U U R HOTT
November 28 at 11:42pm
Meghan McManus
Meghan McManus
why u not inform me you be around therefore iz could meet u 2 consume a hot beverage i is throbbing with pain :(((((

tears tears tear :(((((

enjoi a fantastic voyeague
November 28 at 11:48pm
Matthew Jay Hagar
Matthew Jay Hagar
lol thank u Justina perhaps some day and u see sarah I wanyed a drink to no gurantees pn a hot one but one never the less lol hope ur trip down was amazing
November 28 at 11:58pm
Mish Cheever
Mish Cheever
!!!!! ok.
November 29 at 1:24am · Delete

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Lines for Fortune Cookies

By Frank O'Hara
I think you're wonderful and so does everyone else.

Just as Jackie Kennedy has a baby boy, so will you—even bigger.

You will meet a tall beautiful blonde stranger, and you will not say hello.

You will take a long trip and you will be very happy, though alone.

You will marry the first person who tells you your eyes are like scrambled eggs.

In the beginning there was YOU—there will always be YOU, I guess.

You will write a great play and it will run for three performances.

Please phone The Village Voice immediately: they want to interview you.

Roger L. Stevens and Kermit Bloomgarden have their eyes on you.

Relax a little; one of your most celebrated nervous tics will be your undoing.

Your first volume of poetry will be published as soon as you finish it.

You may be a hit uptown, but downtown you're legendary!

Your walk has a musical quality which will bring you fame and fortune.

You will eat cake.

Who do you think you are, anyway? Jo Van Fleet?

You think your life is like Pirandello, but it's really like O'Neill.

A few dance lessons with James Waring and who knows? Maybe something will happen.

That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg.

I realize you've lived in France, but that doesn't mean you know EVERYTHING!

You should wear white more often—it becomes you.

The next person to speak to you will have a very intriquing proposal to make.

A lot of people in this room wish they were you.

Have you been to Mike Goldberg's show? Al Leslie's? Lee Krasner's?

At times, your disinterestedness may seem insincere, to strangers.

Now that the election's over, what are you going to do with yourself?

You are a prisoner in a croissant factory and you love it.

You eat meat. Why do you eat meat?

Beyond the horizon there is a vale of gloom.

You too could be Premier of France, if only… if only…