Craigslist Trickery

Tonight I baked vegan cupcakes with my vegan friend Erica! nom nom.

-Then we did some HILARIOUS fake craigslist postings. Here is the one we wrote:

HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

I'm white.

My name is GINA! I am 19 but~~~~ whateva I DO WHAT I WANT~~~~I looovee being drunk and sillyyyyyy. I have 5 DUI's NBD, brah. Hope you have a sick car you can drive me around in.

My interests/ activities: goat wrangling, scuba diving, snorting kool-aide, writing poems, reading Kafka, spanking bitches, techno beats and going to water parks.

Soooo, I'm wicked fucking HOT. I am 5'2'', yeaaa I keep it short. AND SWEET. I have candy apple red hair, a button nose. My nickname is Cinnamon Buns, maybe you'll learn why WINK WINK.

I'm looking for someone of any age who can keep up with me LOL. Someone who is into the frat scene, maybe. EXTRA POINTS IF your favorite movie is Legally Blonde and you smell like lavender and AXE.

NO PICTURE, NO RESPONSE. so please send one, I wanna meet you and maybe s yo d. who knows?!?!?!?!??!

Location: YOUR PANTZ

-I don't really feel like diminishing the beauty of my blog by adding the picture I used, but here it is:

This bitch got a ton of responses! Makes me worry about the male population. Here are the best:

-"what a fucking face!!!! great eyes and a sweet ass i`d take it. i got 6 dui`s but i`m twice your age."

-"5 duy what did they do make a drive throw liqer store just for LOL u may have a probleam good luck bye"

-"Hey girl lets get together so I can frost your Cinnamon Buns! Here's what I bring to the table... awkward facial hair, boney legs, and a schlong the size of a club...9 1/2 inches...flacid! I see we share a common interest, spanking bitches! I don't know what that picture on the right was but it turned me on!  (Editor's note: it was this.....Tom Oatmeal of http://tomoatmeal.tumblr.com/)

A bit about me...my working days started out in Cali, I was stomping grapes in Napa until a weekend trip led me to Van Nuys. I was trying to break in to the porn industry but my fluffing skills landed me a spot on Peter North's Crew. Hey you might know me; my work includes such roles as; "The Departed" (I was extra # 3 jacking off in the back of the movie theatre), and several background roles in "One Tree hill" episodes that never aired. 

As for my ride I roll in a supercharged mini cooper on 24 inch spinners with lambo doors. I'd write more but...I'm on a boat motherfucker!"

-"Hi Gina

how are you?!

You are sooo irresistable!!......I wanted to say hello and tell you how devastatingly heartachingly beautiful you are, and very interesting as well.........as long as you are still available for dating and maybe even marriage, feel free to call my cell (HE REALLY PUT IN HIS #) so as to help me expedite the process of courting you..

we could chat over the phone and maybe meet to see if there is a mutual attraction, physically and otherwise, and if there is, we can then proceed accordingly, like maybe I can try to get a kiss after singing you a song with my acoustic and tugging at your heartstrings...sound like a plan?

..I don't have all the answers..I have a few suggestions, ;)..

..and lastly, can a guy look at that pretty face and not fall in love?

your humble suitor,

Greg"

-"I am interested if you are crazy
email me"
-"Hey, I'm 24. I can buy you drinks! :)"
-"Nice post. I seem to meet all of your stated requirements. I am 52 yo living alone in Tyngsboro MA and semi retired with additional homes in Fl, ME and CA. Would you be interested in exchanging phone numbers and possibly meet?
Ron"
-"is this [car] sick enough? hop in and i'll cart your ass around.
i don't smell like lavender and AXE...more like aquavelva and brylcreem...lol
let's wrangle some goats..."

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. I wish I could post their pictures on here, but that feels even more exploitive than this already is. Never again, haha.