2 Conversations I Just Had

Me: Dad, there's no food.

Dad: What are ya talking about? I bought cottage cheese.

Me: That's disgusting.

Dad: You should say "Thanks Dad! Goody-gumdrops, I love cottage cheese."....The cats love cottage cheese.

and

Me: Loo-loo-loo I got some apples, loo-loo-loo you got some too, loo-loo-loo let's get together and have a loo-loo-loo.

Mom: What song is that?

Me: Uh, hello? It's Butter's song from South Park. 

Mom:.....?......Did you open my seltzer?

Me: Sigh. No. 

DIS IS Y WE CAN'T BE FRANDS MOMMM.