Today I...

1. Woke up.
2. Read some tumby's. This one is my favorite. http://iguessthatscool.tumblr.com
3. Drank a lot of coffee and ate special k with red berries. YUM.
4. Watched the Tyra show and some stand-up with my sister. lols.
5. Ate grapes and eggs. Realized I was mentally keeping track of what I ate.
6. Debated going for a run. Decided I was too lazy and would rather just not eat a lot today.
7. Showered instead.
8. HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY THUS FAR!!!: I dissolved sea salt (I live with yuppies) in water and sprayed it in my hair. I have a layered cut that always looks flat. But the salt plus a hairdryer worked magically, if I do say so myself. Feels disgusting though.
AND I'M NOT NEKKID! I'M WEARING A STRAPLESS BATHING SUIT. SWEAR TO GOD.

9. I was wearing a bathing suit so I "tanned" outside (i.e gained more freckles) and read SantaLand Diaries by David Sedaris. I love that story, I literally laugh aloud.
10. Ate yogurt. Thought about cleaning my room. Sat in bed instead.
11. Squandered my money on coffee and a greek salad. Ate it while watching Bravo, aka the poor man's Logo.
12. Did this.
Soon to Come:
Maybe a bike ride, then going to Molly's house to interact with 4 actual human beans.
LOL why is my life so eventful. I do this everyday except sometimes I work at 5 as a cocktail waitress. And sometimes I go to Boston to see other favorite humans.
Update:
13. Went for the bike ride and now the salad is.crawling.up.my.esophagus. That shit was $6.50, I'm not loosing it!
14. How I would rather do this than get a twitter. I hate twitter.
15. Leaving the house.
16. Actually left, saw more than people than I expected to. Giggled. Watched The 13th Year on Disney and proved once again that I am very inappropriate. I think Kayla was scandalized. Not to brag or n e thing.
17. Told/ listened to tales of debauchery. Ate an apple.
18. Probs killed a mouse on the drive home. Nomnomed toast with raspberry jam.
19. Watched any episode of South Park that has Butters in it. I think we have the same personality. So I love him. Thus I am very vain. Only vain people make 19 item lists of things they did that day.